The Mirror Stage

I've never posted a picture of myself (in case you didn't know, the 18th century picture of the fat guy ain't me), and for those of you who are masochistic, I present one at long last. I realized that I'm not important enough to remain anonymous. (I do not accept any responsibility for the consequences of the viewing of the said item. I have hereby absolved myself of any guilt, real or imagined.)

Being a luddite and not possessing a "digital camera", my friend (in the picture) sent this to me, which was taken about a month ago.

I'm the one on the left (the shorter one). For the record, I look far more sinister and important than I really am, almost like a man possessing an artsy/fancy station in life such as a movie producer.