Beer-Sheba

I can't believe I hadn't found this earlier. Very clever.

Beer Prayer

Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager
Barmen


As for me, I'm off to write my second minor comp exam in about an hour. I'll find out later this afternoon or early tomorrow how I did. If I have been approved, I must submit to an oral interrogation tomorrow afternoon, after which I will finally be done.