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Saturday, April 07, 2007

Layton's Big (G)ass

I'm sure some of you have already seen this priceless blooper from Parliament Hill. I myself saw it sometimes in December, but I remembered it today (for some reason) and am offering it for your delectation.
Question period in the House of Commons is often funny, but this takes the cake.


Blogger Dr J said...

What did Homer Simpson say? "I need a little gas for my ass..." (Methanes the Jack[-ass?] doth protest too much.)

A true Freudian slip, though an apocryphal one:

A man is sitting at the dinner table with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. Everything is delightful: the turkey smells heavenly, the children are well-behaved; the wine is good. Demurely, he turns to his mother-in-law. He means to ask, "Will you pass the potatoes, please?"

What he says is, "You've ruined my life, you f*cking miserable emasculating b*tch! Oh-- and the pepper, too, if you don't mind."

6:33 a.m.  

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