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Saturday, August 11, 2007

TV Rant no. 232

And people still wonder why I refuse to get, let alone pay for, cable.

I guess there's a lesson to be learned here: if I want to get my own show, I should merely sleep with some nasty ass ho, tape it, and have it mysteriously "leak" on the net. Voila.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Man,

You should go for her! SHE IS ARMENIAN!!!

John

3:17 AM  
Blogger Pious Labours said...

Despite her name, she's maybe 1/4 or so.

Anyways, I wouldn't touch that skank with a ten foot pole. She probably has diseases that haven't been discovered yet and, to top it off, she's not that good looking!!

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why must you judge. you dont look like casanova. you are a strange man.

yat

3:50 PM  
Blogger Pious Labours said...

Because a skanky ass ho is a skanky ass ho, that's why.

Me not looking like Casanova has nothing to do with it.

If anything is strange, it's your logic.

6:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You would benefit by being with her. She has antibodies that will benefit you.

You not looking like Casanova has everything to do with judging someone's appearance.

Your response is stranger still.

Yat

10:33 PM  
Blogger Pious Labours said...

You're probably right about the antibodies: she's probably immune to most diseases now.

And I'm the one who's judging? If I looked like Casanova, I that would give me more of a right to judge? WTF??

By the way, "skank" is not merely a physical description: it's a way of life and an attitude.

Thanks for stopping by.

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pious labours is a very sexual individual. he is a casanova by all accounts. so, there yat, he has the right to judge.

JamesOn Curry

PS. Yes, my name is JamesOn, and the "O" is capitalized

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Alexan said...

Confirmed the new Kardashian reality series is called "the Hooker Philes". The only reality series I would watch with her is "Girl in a men's prison". But i'm sure they would censor the swearing.

"Despite her name, she's maybe 1/4 or so."

.. Yes, she is $0.25

9:25 AM  
Blogger Hockey Jones said...

I agree with you on cable - though on rare occasions it would be handy (unveiling of cabinet comes to mind)

KK made a sex tape? My life as a sex tape reviewer is not easy - now I'll have to review another one!

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kardashian%20credits%20ethnicity%20for%20curves_1040694

4:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That's how I was born. I can't help it. I'm not gonna fight it." ~ Kim Kardashian

2:11 AM  

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